"Archie had fixed tofu burgers that Jake had found so completely inedible he'd fed his in bits to the fat old basser hound under the table --- that the question of whether he would stay or not would be irrelevant. He'd starve to death."
Surviving the Applewhites by Stephanie S. Tolan Pg. 43
( I would starve too. Tofu Burgers???? Really )
"He told Destiny to go back to the main house and take Winston with him, but that was like telling a tidal wave to turn around and go back out to sea."
Surviving the Applewhites by Stephanie S. Tolan Pg73&74
" 'Oh, well. They said that I was too demanding. They said I was a perfectionist. That I didn't respect them --- the stupid, incompetent, clueless ignoramuses.'"
Surviving the Applewhites by Stephanie S. Tolan Pg 134